The Zone S Turtle!
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Frankie (yes, Frankie) insists that the turtle is a land turtle because one time he tried to put him in a pool and he couldn’t swim. But when he brings the turtle a bowl of water to drink, the poor little guy sticks his whole head and neck into it. I’m sure he just needs a shallow pool to cool off in. You’d be surprised by how hard it is to find a baby pool around here. I’m trying to Huaycan-rig something for the little guy. Maybe dig a hole and put a tarp in it?